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CULTURED SMOKER NEEDING EMPLOYMENT!!
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Date Listed 25-Oct-09
Address Toronto, Canada
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To Future Employer,

My name is Ryan, and I am currently seeking full time employment in a position in which I can utilize my high school education and transferable skills. I would ideally be making considerably more than minimum wage, as I desire to to 'live the dream'.

For spiritual and holistic reasons, I require fifteen minutes every two hours for ritualistic alone time in a well ventilated area. I rock pretty hard. My work ethic is strong only when required and I have good interpersonal skills with most individuals. Those individuals who can not be considered inclusive are those with invasive tendencies and negative, non constructive criticism. Above all I am quite creative. I am adept at taking care of business, although my organizational skills are weak and my efficiency could be improved with an administrative assistant.

You can consider me a jack of all trades, and I am open to trying many types of occupation. My work experience includes pizza restaurant employee, where I often times took a leadership role. I also have experience working in the outdoors, tending to a Christmas tree farm, where I aided in fulfilling the dreams of many an evergreen tree. I have also scaped the land as a landscaper. I am also pretty sure I worked at a Dairy Queen for a day, but again I'm not really too sure. 

While I am open to many possibilities, jobs in which I believe I would excel include, but are not limited to: Personal Consultant, Team Motivator, Architect, Pop-Up Book Editor, Greeting Card Writer, Door Man, and Advertisement Executive (this in particular would be fitting to my abilities). I can not work in an environment which requires me to deal with mustard in any capacity.

Serious inquires are welcome. I can be reached by email at Livin.Da.Drm.420@hotmail.com. Thank you for your consideration,

Sincerely,
Ryan.

P.S. I am otherwise engaged late April Through October, as I am seasonally occupied.

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